The set of a children's television show turns to chaos when a possessed puppet is unleashed on a pursuit of violence.

EAT THE RAINBOW is a musical fable about an odd yet kind man named Bayani who moves into a conservative suburban neighborhood and disrupts the otherwise comfortable homogeny. He doesn’t look or act like anyone else which causes fear and panic and eventually a demand for him to leave the neighborhood. Cousin Wonderlette befriends Bayani and together they take on the opposition led by manipulative and unscrupulous realtor Lobelia Gerber.

The Ninja VIP Super Club is doing a slow drag across the American Midwest, culminating in female sacrifice.

When they kidnap a super hot babe that local scumbag Rex has his eyes on - it's up to him to become a ninja to steal her back from them. Then she can have his babies!

Join Rex, his armless sensei, a badass ball ripper, a dragon, a gang of puppies, some detached feet, and a mean ninja motherf**** who trains by beating up cows for an experience that'll make you wanna eat egg rolls until you sh** your pants.