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Ninja Badass

The Ninja VIP Super Club is doing a slow drag across the American Midwest, culminating in female sacrifice.

When they kidnap a super hot babe that local scumbag Rex has his eyes on - it's up to him to become a ninja to steal her back from them. Then she can have his babies!

Join Rex, his armless sensei, a badass ball ripper, a dragon, a gang of puppies, some detached feet, and a mean ninja motherf**** who trains by beating up cows for an experience that'll make you wanna eat egg rolls until you sh** your pants.

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